Tangerine-Nutmeg Cordial
(NOT reccomended)

Fill a jar with tangerine slices, add nutmeg, sugar, and fill the rest of 
the way with vodka. Let sit for a while. Avoid looking at it because it 
looks really gross. After a month or so, taste it and try desperately to 
salvage the batch. Eventually realized there isn't any hope. Toss the 
thing whenever you can let yourself give up.