You and I and George (Spoken) Now here's one of my very favorite songs It's a romantic little song called you and I and George I don't know what George's last name was Actually George well George came to a very untimely end somewhere before bar thirteen You and I and george were strolling through the park one day and then you held my hand as if to say I love you we came to a brook and George fell in and drowned himself and floated out to sea leaving you alone with me